Texas Justice

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2006 16:19:14

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from
Maryland and is certain that he has a better education [University of
Baltimore Law School], than any cop from Waco, TX.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's
expense. Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop,
that' s the law. License and registration, please!"
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Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give
me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
the ever-loving daylight out of the lawyer and says, "Now, do you want
me to stop or just slow down?

Post 2 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2006 17:07:18

good one

Post 3 by ezziejc (The Bathroom Skyper!) on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2006 10:46:13

oh that's fucking brilliant! I showed that to my friend and he cracked up!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 16-Aug-2006 20:09:52

hahahahahahaha!